Betty and Bimbo's Celestial State of Mind

As Grampy was in Austria, spending time in a hotel after going on a boat ride, he claimed to be visiting family but that wasn’t the truth. He needed to tell something convincing to the kiddos so that he can easily go to a faraway way place to keep something hidden from them. Something he felt had to be kept VERY hidden.

Every time Grampy was in his room, and he made sure he would be completely alone and to check a box he held in his hammerspace every now and then. “Let’s see here…” Grampy said to himself in his mind, he enjoys speaking out loud but, in this situation, he always tries to make sure he is as silent as possible. Grampy would take out a key then unlock the box, then he would type in a code he implemented inside of it, that supposedly only he knew, and then open up another compartment of it. As he would open, there were four shining gems each divided into their own sections. Each was a different color associated with a classical element and had each respective elements’ symbol, the ones that look like triangles or triangles with a line through them, marked on top of them. “These elemental jewels keep glowing in odd manners more than usual… after all these years… something must have activated them again.” Each section they were divided in was their own container, as they were all separated by them within the box.

“I have to make sure they stay separate and are never merged together again. It’s my huge responsibility I must carry. I can’t let them know. I can’t let anyone else know.” Grampy was sweating a bit but took out a tissue and wiped it. The glowing of the crystals stopped a bit and he assumed they would stop reacting for today, so he decided to lock up and close the box securely again and put it back where it once was. The man was a bit nervous but then ate his food he got for dinner and ended up calming down. “I hope Betty and the others had good dinner. Oh, Betty my sweet child…” Grampy would then start getting dressed in his pajamas and tuck himself in bed go try and go to sleep. He started shutting his eyes but then he kept hearing some buzzing on his phone.

“Ah… who could it be…” Grampy whispered to himself tiredly. He then picked it up and then “Grampy! Grampy! When are you coming back Grampy? Me and Bimbo have been having a fun time alone, but it’s also been super scary at times! We miss you! How has time been going with family? Our Valentine’s had been so insane you won’t even believe how crazy it was me and Bimbo’s date got SO ruined and blah blah blah…” it was of course the cute squeaky sound of his sweet granddaughter. “Ah, hey kiddo. It’s pretty late where I am so I’m gonna have to chat more tomorrow okay?” He replied sweetly but tiredly. “Oh sorry! I forgot! Hey so recently me and Bimbo have been-” The phone call oddly cut off. “Huh, she must have accidentally pressed the button to stop calling. Heh… no biggy. I’m sure she can… call… tomorrow.” Grampy then fell asleep. He had normal… boring… old man dreams. Whatever those are. However, as he fell asleep peacefully, unbeknownst to him, the rocks in his hammerspace started glowing and vibrating rapidly.

Back in America, there was Betty and Bimbo in her room, and they were also vibrating rapidly. “Oh Bimbo, I feel so dizzy! We’ve been emitting a lot of weird sound waves and frequencies for the past few days ever since we went back home! I feel our own spirits are shaking!” Betty said putting her hands on her head. “You said it! I feel like I’ve been seeing stars more than usual! Sometimes I feel like I AM the stars! It’s weird!” Bimbo said putting his hands also on his head. “I know right?! I feel like I am the ether itself!” Betty shouted. “What does that mean?!” Bimbo asked. “I dunno!” Betty said. After a while they stopped vibrating. Then they lied down on the floor and sighed. Then they started slightly glowing. “Ugh, I feel like our spirit energy is gonna rip out!” They said in unison. Turns out it didn’t rip out. Their minds then started going into a relaxed state and they heard a sound, music playing like it came from a music box. It sounded like a very offbeat version of “Twinke Twinkle Little Star” and super slow.

Betty and Bimbo were now in a void with a simple circle of white light surrounding them below their feet. They were in a nightgown and pajamas that were just as dark as the void they were in and held each other’s hands. They had a calm expression. “Hello Betty.” “Hello Bimbo.” They spoke. “Do you fathom how we are both highly synchronized beings who encapsulate the very quintessence of existence and nonexistence?” Bimbo said. “Yes, I truly do. Our forms are currently that of equally physical and metaphysical states of being as of now. As we are both in such ethereal states of body and soul.” Betty and Bimbo then started floating around and the circle under them followed.

“With our manipulation, warping and distortion of sound, we can be able to manipulate all sorts of material and immaterial things with it and through it. We can determine what is tangible and intangible through our shared magic once we truly tap into our complete element of our souls. With the bending of sound itself we can use the ability of oscillations to bend reality to our whim.” The two said unanimously almost robotically. “The celestial consciousness of the elements' manifests in both corporeal and incorporeal forms. That is us, that is us all.” The two started floating as the circle started forming a pillar. “All have the potential to tap into the Akashic Records and see things crystal clear. They just have to put the effort into it, don’t they?” Bimbo asked. “Affirmative, and even then, once one sees the sum total of the absolute chronicles of reality and unreality, they will realize that paradoxically, everything and nothing is both as bright and clear as day and as dark and murky as night.” Betty replied. The pillar then turned into stars of different shapes and dimensions and surrounded them until a bright light took over everything.

The two then awoke in the room back to normal. They were in shock, gasped and pointed at each other. “Did you have the same dream as me?” Bimbo asked. “Yeah! It was so weird! We both became all nerdy and philosophical!” Betty said. There was some silence for a few seconds. “Well, I kinda prefer not being all that nerdy, wanna go eat some grilled cheese?” Bimbo said. “Okay!” Betty said. The two walked to get some food and as they left a bright white simplistic looking circle appeared on the floor of the room and started emerging crystal pillars representing the four elements that then went back in as the two started going back in. “Wanna play a video game? Bimbo asked. “Yeah, sure thing!” Betty said. As Betty and Bimbo were focused on the game, strange sound waves started coming out of them that summoned water, fire, earth and air swarming around them, but they were too used to weird shit and focused on playing the game to care.

Vile Valentines

For the most part, ever since their last demonic encounter, Betty Boop and Bimbo had a well-off time. Her grandfather and his mentor, respectively, was still in Austria so they got to do so many things on their own at home. During Valentine’s Day, the couple decided to go out on a date and outside. It was quite chilly, so they dressed extra warmly, but they still wanted to go outside to breathe the fresh air on the day of love.

The two were at a restaurant and just finished eating food and are currently drinking a cherry soda milkshake together. “Oh Bimbo…” Betty said gazing into his large dark goofy eyes. “I’m so glad we’ve had a sweet and relaxing alone time recently the past view days. I know some sort of chaos will start any moment again soon, but I wanna enjoy the sweetness while it lasts.” Betty then held Bimbo’s hand on the table. “I wanna enjoy the sweetness with you too, Betty.” Bimbo responded gazing into her mint green eyes that would occasionally flash blue like the color of the sky. Pink and red hearts started flying above them and popping like bubbles, however the hearts would slowly change into different hues, shades and colors but the two kept looking at each other.

The two then finished their drink and were about to leave. There was a couple, oddly clothed from head to toe with their faces obscured by shadow indoors, in one of the tables giving each other gifts. “Oh, my love, thank you for the ‘be mine’ candies earlier! Here I got you this box of chocolates.” A guy said. “Oh baby, thank you so much! You are just too kind!” Said a lady. “Who the hell gives out a box of chocolates at a restaurant and why are they wearing all that shit when it’s so warm inside?” Bimbo whispered to Betty as they were opening the door. As the lady opened the box of chocolates she and the guy started smirking as the box grew into a large monstrous entity with golden ribbons around it ensnaring several people and consuming it with melted chocolate inside of its mouth acting like digestive fluid. People started running and screaming but the heart shaped horror kept spitting at them and melting them.

“Gah! Bimbo looks like we gotta act now!” Betty took out her microphone. “Crap! Fighting another candy creature on a date outside again!” Bimbo pulled out a shotgun and started blasting and blasting but the box kept devouring the bullets and turned its ribbons into drill shapes and aimed at the couple. Betty and Bimbo jumped on top of the strands from the ribbons and Betty brought out her large werepoodle claws and Bimbo got out two machetes to slash at whatever weaponized ribbons were coming their way. As they got closer to the creature and aimed to cut at it, the creature, which had large eyes with pink heart shaped retinas, multiplied its eyes in an attack against the two and the eyes kept popping into deadly chocolate. The two then dodged and unfortunately more and more people kept getting eaten but luckily some managed to escape.

“Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?” Bimbo then tried to shoot at the other couple. “Heheheh.” The two then got out heart shaped candies and used them as darts and quickly threw them at Bimbo. “Ow! Ow! Ow!” The darts got stuck on the edges of his clothing and he was stuck on a wall. “You leave my sweetie pie alone!” Betty went to bash their skulls in with her mic but the terrible two turned around and laughed. “HA! HA! HA!” As wicked laughter loudly emerged from their mouths so did thousands and thousands of flying love letters that sent Betty and Bimbo flying into the sky. “WOOOOAAAAH!” The two said while holding onto each other. The love letters fused into a giant love letter and a big message came out saying “LOVE CONQUERS ALL.” with color changing hearts around it. The message then transformed into more colorful hearts and started chasing Betty and Bimbo while they were falling. Betty would then screech and constructed a platform of sound to run on and grabbed Bimbo and ran. “Hey! Cool!” Bimbo shouted. “Haha wow! I didn’t even do that intentionally!” As the two ran and ran they reached an invisible sound constructed dead end for whatever reason.

The multicolored hearts then slowly closed in on them. “Hey, didn’t a certain you know what steal our emotionally projected hearts and multiplied them into rainbow shit?” Bimbo asked while holding onto Betty. “*Gasp* You’re right! Must be the work of-” Before Betty could speak a portal opened above them all, that looked like a very sparkly outer space, and sparkly rainbow smoke with tons of glitter emitted from it and went everywhere. Betty and Bimbo coughed loudly and found themselves now on the ground, in the middle of the street, with a bunch of people turned into melted chocolate. The overly clothed couple was standing in front of them menacingly. Betty and Bimbo got in a fighting stance and took out their weapons. “We don’t care what you do! We will bash your brains in along with your hearts!” Betty and Bimbo yelled simultaneously as they were rushing in to fight the other couple. “Haha… you fools…” The other couple started removing their over-dressed winter clothes. “WE ARE YOU!!!!” Identical duplicates of Betty Boop and Bimbo were right in front of them! “NOT THIS SHIT! ENOUGH WITH THE CLONE SHIT!” Bimbo yelled. The other Betty Boop and Bimbo put their hands out and let out a strong sonic boom that sent the normal ones flying back.

“We are not clones, we are alternate versions of you from another continuum that had gotten destroyed, eaten up and digested by reality itself. This existing timeline fills us with envy! We seek to replace you!” The other Betty and Bimbo said as rainbow smoke and ooze was coming out of their mouth and eyes respectively. “Well we’re not gonna sit around and chat about your otherworldly origins while you go be evil versions of us and kill people. So LET’S FIGHT!!!!” Betty shouted out a large sonic attack back, sound taking the form of concentric hearts, and twice as large and impactful as the sonic boom. “Hahaha…” While the powerful wave melted their forms a bit into rainbow mush the other couple just melted back together and started sparkling. They ran at the normal Betty and Bimbo as fast as light and in a puff of glitter they ended up… merging with them? Betty and Bimbo were knocked out for a second and started waking up. They saw the area around them was now covered in chocolate… rainbow chocolate… a melted substance they now were uncontrollably vomiting out.

“H-hey? What gives?!” Betty said in an extremely garbled manner from all the rainbow chocolate vomit. “I don’t know Betty, but ACK AUGGHH GAAAAAAHHH!” Betty and Bimbo started throwing up lots of glitter as all the chocolate melted the entire area and then merged with them. They were now in outer space and their clothing, now in the form of their usual iconic clothing, started flashing a rainbow color. The two saw their best friend in the distance. “KOKO?!” The two shouted out. Koko was sort of posing like a star and his eyes were flashing an array of colors like a lava lamp mixed with a gradient. Koko had a blank and trippy looking stare and as he spoke all that was heard was some kind of unfathomable eldritch language that he spoke at impossibly quick speeds. The entire area became different flavors of chocolate and then popped like a bubble and Betty and Bimbo were now in winter clothes again and in Central Park for whatever reason.

“Oh, my goodness! What do you think happened to our dear friend Koko?!” Betty cried out to Bimbo. “Beats me but look on the bright side! I think we defeated those evil doppelgängers of ours!” Bimbo smiled. “Yeah, but all those people are now melted into chocolate!” Betty cried. “Aw don’t worry Betty, they’re probably in a better place now.” Bimbo patted Betty. “Aww… yeah…” Betty wiped her tears. “Wanna go explore the park and continue our date?” Bimbo said. “Haha yes!” Betty said cheerfully. As the two started walking they gazed at each other with their eyes gaining heart shaped retinas… pink heart shaped retinas… pink heart shaped retinas that kept multiplying and then kept turning into chocolate. Betty and Bimbo screamed as their heads went back as their chocolate eyeballs rapidly flew into the air and transformed into text saying, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” That then transformed into unfathomable eldritch text with constantly morphing and warping letters.

Koko’s Vision

Sometime during January, was an artistic little clown doing artistic little things. “*sigh* Ah, drawing. How I love thee. One of my favorite hobbies.” Said Koko the Clown in his room drawing things from simple sketches, doodles and scribbles to downright detailed portraits and paintings. “This cold weather gives me even more of an excuse to be kept inside and do more of such a wonderful activity. Good thing I managed to collect so many pens before it got super chilly… boy do I love collecting pens.” Koko really enjoys collecting pens, he especially loves grabbing ones no longer in use by someone but that still have some ink and gel in them as he feels no good utensil should go to waste. He would often draw and draw until the pen, or other painting tool, ran out of ink and whatever else it had to draw. He now was up to his 100th dried out pen for today.

“Well, all outta ink, guess it’s time to upload my work online.” Koko had several alternate/side accounts, separate from his usual main ones, where he would post sketches, drawings and artwork online. His pen name was “CMYK Clown” and his online handles would have different variations of the name, depending on the site or platform. He mostly did so as a hobby but would also make online money off of it too. After he posted his work online, he put all of his finished work and drawings in several boxes that would lead to his own pocket dimension. “Welp, finished with that. Seems kinda late. Better get to bed.” Koko shut off his computer, organized his room and turned off his lights. He got tucked in bed, all huddled up, and so he could peacefully rest in the cold winter.

He soon fell asleep, dreaming and dreaming. “Ah… I can already tell that I’m lucid dreaming again.” Koko woke up in a void scratching his head with his hat still on. He was sitting down but as he got up, the world shifted around him. The sky looked like a mix between a creamy white, milk and custard in colors and appearance. The ground was a nice lush green meadow abundant with many sweet-smelling flowers. The feeling of the air was soothing. “Ah… I feel so… delighted.” He looked very dazed and happy. He bounced around the place in a way that made it feel like there was no gravity, it felt so… ethereal. It was truly a beautiful environment to be in. “I feel as if I could be here for eternity, the vibe I get is so… elegant and lovely.” He started floating in the air. As he continued moving throughout the world the place kept warping in such a beautiful manner. Sweet pastels with sweet smells all around, and many pleasant things to sense and feel. “Perhaps I could get some inspiration from here. It is quite nice.” Koko said calmly but with such a gleeful look on his face.

Koko got to eat food that only a high and intoxicated mind could manifest, smell things that were so indescribable they could only be described as coming from a sweet dream and see things that were so sublime. His dream was just so graceful and wonderful. But then the skies started to turn a mix between a darker pink, well bright but dark in comparison to the pastels, and orange. Things were also getting cloudy, but the clouds were still bright. The wind started to get cold, and the once sweet smell started to become scentless. The lack of sense would then turn into a mixed confusion of senses. Koko’s senses and mind started to get a little hazy and things felt fuzzier. “Ugh, what happened to this paradisiacal place? Why is everything starting to become… so…” Koko said as he had slowly fallen to the ground, crouching a bit, trying to look around. Koko then saw someone in front of him, a vague and blurry image of a little white dog. “This insubstantial place is no real paradise.” The dog said.

Koko was completely on the ground but was still looking up. He started barfing ice cream for some reason and tried to focus on the dog but his vision, as well as other senses, were blurry. “I’m sending you out of here, for your own good and safety, this place is a fabrication of what a paradise is. Don’t come back here and don’t try to replicate it.” The white dog just stood in the same position as he talked the whole time. As Koko was trying to get closer to the dog the milky colored canine just put his hand out and it was like Koko was instantly launched straight back into the void and then woke up. Koko woke up wide awake and breathing heavily. “Oh man…” He said after he gasped for air. “I’m forgetting so much of that dream already… no…” He put his hand on his head out of frustration. Only thing he now remembers is the vague talk from the dog. “That dog… I dream of him so much. He’s certainly not in every dream of mine but-” Koko was thinking to himself and slowly got up. But as he was looking around, he saw that the computer he shut off was on and had a really bright white screen. “That’s weird.” Koko squinted a bit.

Koko decided to get up and turn it off. As he got closer, he went to press the button but once he pressed it a flash of white light from the computer engulfed the room. “WOAH!!!” All Koko saw was light for a while and a piercing noise one usually may hear if their ears get fucked up. But then the white light faded away and Koko found himself in… Japan? “What the hell, I’m on the other side of the globe!” Many Japanese people were just walking around having a normal day. Koko tried to reach for something helpful in his hammerspace. “Ah c’mon! There’s gotta be something that can help me get back home what gives!?” After that didn’t work Koko tried to manifest a goo portal and put enough thought into it to try and go back to America but then… “Huh, that lotus is quite beautiful.” A very beautiful lotus emerged from muddy waters, perfectly unsoiled, and floated near Koko. The curious clown walked near it and crouched down. “Ah, it’s so lovely. And *sniff* it has such a nice smell too!” After leaning in to smell it, Koko looked up a bit and saw different lotuses of varying colors start coming near him. They started glowing and each glow formed a path of light as if it was asking for Koko to walk on and across.

“Um… I don’t think I wanna follow such mysterious magic stuff since it could lead to potential doom.” Koko said scratching his head. Koko then looked further across and on the other side of the waters he saw… a girl?! “Uhh… uhh…” Koko started blushing but nervously sweating a bit, he’s had quite the history of people he grows to care for, especially girls he easily crushes on, have something awfully tragic and unfortunate happen to them. The girl started waving at him. “Ugh! No! I don’t wanna have to see another innocent looking girl die!” Koko put his hands over his face and started shaking and crying, but then he heard a large BANG sound… like a gunshot. “Gaaah! It’s already happened! It’s too late! Huh?” As Koko looked up, he saw the girl had one hand making a gun motion and the other holding her head. The girl just smiled back and reattached her head. “Oh… is that her way of telling me she isn’t gonna die?” Koko stopped tearing up. “HEY! Did you understand me?!” Koko yelled across to the other side to try and be certain. The girl nodded and kept making polite but very shy looking motions. She started tapping her index fingers together and making a cutesy pouty face.

“Welp… if something tragic happens anyways I’ll know what I have gotten into. But it’s totally worth a shot!” Koko instantly rushed across the water really quickly as his legs appeared to comically turn into rapidly moving circles to indicate speed. Koko was now in front of the girl, and he had a large, slightly anxious, smile. “H-h-hi I-I’m K-Koko th-th-the c-clown and I...” He was speaking very quickly while breathing heavily after running fast. The girl, with pitch black eyes, just like how Koko often looks when he isn’t making a goofy ass wide eyed expression, looked down on Koko but with a shy and curious little smile. “Woah… you are tall. I know I’m tall, but you are tallER! Not that I’m complaining!” Koko said nervously sweating. The lady tilted her head side to side looking at Koko. Koko tipped off his hat to her to be polite, while still smiling anxiously, the tall lady bowed and then did a curtsy in response. “Hey, it’s pretty cold around here. Is that dark yet very sparkly dress enough to keep you warm? It is pretty long but still it is a very cold winter. Now that I think about it, I am pretty cold… and lost… I could use some guidance and warmth around here.” Koko started to get lifted up.

The tall girl gently picked up Koko and gave him a big hug. She had really long, thin and frail arms that wrapped around Koko’s entire body. She had a slightly dazed looking face, staring off into space, as she was hugging Koko and gently swinging him back and forth. “Oh my… you know what? Maybe I can stay here for a while.” Koko said enamored. On the side they were on was a bit of a large forest. After the girl put Koko down, she started walking, while softly holding his hand, and Koko followed. “My, you are such a big girl, but you feel so delicate.” Something Koko noticed was the girl was moving constantly even as she would just stand. It’s like she was unable to stop. The girl still kept walking with Koko and smiled. “Sorry if this is something you don’t wanna talk about, but since you and I are sorta alone now, can I ask you something?” The girl’s eyes started looking at Koko and while she stopped smiling, she wasn’t frowning either. “Are you chilly? Are you sick? How come you are all alone? Do you need someone to take care of you?” Koko said completely innocently and tried to act gentlemanly towards the girl. He can be a total simp. The girl then manifested some sort of invisible object around Koko and then it appeared as a bright red scarf. The girl and Koko then continued walking until they went in front of a rocky surface. 

“Hey? Why did we stop?” The girl then manifested an invisible doorknob and opened up an invisible door from the surface. “Oh wow.” Her and Koko then went inside, and the door automatically closed. The two were now in a cozy looking home with several candles and oil lamps. Koko and the girl sat down at a table and the girl manifested hot cocoa for Koko from an invisible portal and the girl took one of the oil lamps and started drinking from it as her neck elongated. “Oh, are you a yokai girl? That’s so cool. Wait… wait… I know this one! Rokurokubi?” The girl’s elongated neck then split apart, and her head started floating. “Nukekubi?” There was bright red smoke coming from her split neck parts and the smoke manifested into several different yokai. “Some sort of… combination of creatures?” The yokai turned back into smoke and went back into her neck which reattached, and she put a thumbs up and the continued to drink from the oil lamp until she ate it whole. “Oh, that’s cool, I’m like a weird unique mixture of things too! We should totally hang out!” Koko said very enthusiastically.

The girl started putting her hand up as she was reaching out for something telekinetically. Koko noticed the room they were in had a lot of books, scrolls, chips, disks, records and other information and data based stuff. One of them flew into her hand. A scroll yokai, known as a kyorinrin, was in her hand and unraveled. Japanese text on it was changing into English. “All the yokai you see appear are a part of me, this entire room is a part of me. I am quite shy and I’m not the best at opening up to people, so I didn’t want to be all too seen in public. I brought you here because I am a huge fan of you Koko…” The girl held up the scroll up to her face and eyes, where her eyes could still be seen making a timid little expression, down to the table. “I like your work as an artist, I like your work as a clown, I even like your work as an actor and a singer. I’m sorry for sending you across the globe without your permission. I’m not the best at communication. I can send you back home if you wish.” The girl’s eyes started tearing up a bit. “Ah, oh a fan! I’m flattered.” Koko started making a confident look with a puffed-out chest. “Well, it’s ok! You don’t have to send me back now. I would like to get to know you! You kind of remind me of me a bit. I used to be quite silent and sensitive myself! Well, I sort of still am! But you know!” Koko started smiling happily and holding onto both of the girl’s hands as the scrolled rolled up and started floating on the side.

“What’s your name? I’m sure an adorable girl like you would have such an adorable name!” Koko said excitedly. “Um… I go by… many names…” The scroll unrolled itself and stated again. “For now, you can call me Lady or Madame… I am part Japanese and part French. I’m a mime monster and I am good at mimicry and imitation…” “Ooh! That’s so cool! I’m not only a clown monster but specifically a Pierrot monster! That also makes me a pantomime monster haha! I’m quite good at imitating things myself!” Koko started shapeshifting into several creatures, objects and all kinds of things to impress the madame. She started clapping slowly then faster and started laughing. “Oh, you have a voice! Such a cute and sweet voice you have! It sounds quite airy and spacey. I love it!” Koko said with black little hearts flying above his head. “Oh! Uh! Thank you!” The girl finally said just using her mouth and the scroll flew away. She had an accent that was a mix between French and Japanese. “You’re welcome, hey if you don’t mind me asking, how come you are still shaking? It’s pretty warm in here.” Koko tilted his head out of curiosity. “Um… well… my condition… it’s not like I am unable to stop moving… it’s just… when I don’t.” The lady raised up her hand to be completely still and the flesh started shattering like glass and a weird mix between black and red liquid started melting out. “My body will get destroyed in randomized ways and fix itself back together after a while. I really don’t like it! It’s not only painful it’s embarrassing!” Her arm started putting itself back together.

“Oh my! You poor girl! I’m so sorry you have to deal with such a thing. Do you know how long you have had it?” Koko asked concerned but still gently. “I’ve had it ever since I was made…” “Huh? Made?” “Yes! Everyone was made! What’s weird with that?!” “Oh nothing! Are you like…” Koko felt a bit of the girl’s flesh that had fallen off and looked at her oddly porcelain and ceramic-like appearance. “…a doll?” The girl’s once blacker than night eyes started glowing a flash of brighter than the sun itself red. “I am not a doll…” The cute, shy and timid girl who, up till now, was going from happy to sad expressions, now had a look that was really angry, had tight fists and was standing up furiously. “Oh… I am sorry, is that something you don’t like being called?” The red flash in the girl’s eyes started going away and she sat back down. “Yes. I am the one who should be sorry… you didn’t know. I’m supposed to be a polite, classy, elegant and sophisticated lady, yet I acted too impulsively. I do not like being called a doll, puppet or toy. They have been phrases used to insult me. I do like playing with them however… I just don’t like being called one.” “I am so sorry! Did any assholes call you that?! If so, I’ll-” Koko started making an angry face and protective attitude over this girl he just met. “Ah… well, I don’t want to go into that for now but… thank you for caring.” The girl’s outfit then changed into a black substance and turned into a simple sweater and sweat pants get up.

“Uh, to change the topic, do you this outfit is more appropriate for the season? It’s not all that elegant or sophisticated but-” The girl said showing off to try and get Koko’s opinion. “I think you just look lovely, Madame.” Koko said with heart eyes. “Oh… thank you…” Madame said softly blushing the colors red and black. “You’re welcome.” Koko started blushing back with the colors of a rainbow. “Oh, by the way, my computer was glowing very brightly, despite me having turned it off, and when I went to shut it down it warped me over to Japan. Were you messing with it by any chance?” Koko raised an eyebrow. “Eep! Yes.” She replied. “Oh Madame! I also mess with other people’s computers when they aren’t looking!” Koko was smitten. While Koko often tries to act kind, rational and gentlemanly, well when he isn’t clowning, he also has a mischievous side. “Oh Monsieur! I can’t wait to meet you in other parts of the world! I often like to travel! It’s easy cause I can easily teleport!” “Oh, that would be wonderful- wait hold on.” Koko’s phone started beeping, it was from his brother. “Big bro where are you?! We’re supposed to be watching grandpa! He’s currently sick and choking on his pill! I can’t do this on my own and mom and dad are out! Hey, aren’t you supposed to be responsible for taking care of Grandpa today?” After reading the text he looked back at Madame. “Sorry m’lady, but I will have to come back another time. Hopefully we can meet again, and you can meet all of my family and friends!” Koko said happily.

“Oh… I am quite shy… for now maybe occasional meetings can be just between you and me? I’m also telepathic! I can communicate within your mind and dreams no matter the distance!” “Oh, that would be great and wonderful Madame! Hope to see you soon!” Koko said as he and his new lady friend opened a portal up, together, so he could go back home. “See you soon! Sayonara!” Koko went back home and did what he had to do. Ever since that day, he was happy to have found his new dream girl. Whenever he wasn’t spending time with friends and family, he would venture and spend time with Madame. They would clown and mime together, he would draw for her and she would read and write for him, they would even make stories together, watch things together, discuss things out loud or silently within their minds, go to different parts of the world, invite each other into one another’s pocket dimensions and so on and so forth. But even with all the time they spent together, Koko often felt there was still so much mystery with the girl. He still spent very relatively short times with her compared to how much time he spent with much longer time friends and family. He still wishes he could have gotten to know more.

It was finally Valentine’s Day, Koko had brought a book and box of chocolates, strawberry and vanilla candies for his dream lady. “Ah, that lady, she sure does love to eat a lot and she is so cute while doing so. The vibes she gives off are so… ethereal… I’ve known her for a bit now, and yet she is still so mysterious as she is elegant and adorable. I also hope she likes this book I got her. Such a sweet little bookworm!” By this point, Koko does know a few more things about her, such as some of her other names, but he still prefers to call her lady and Madame. He was in his room looking down at his phone to see the time. When the time was right a portal opened up from an invisible door and he went through it in a beautiful room with a pond with multicolored lotuses. There was his dream girl. She was dressed in a long black dress which upper half was as dark as the void and the lower half looked almost like you could see space itself, showing many moving stars, planets, and other objects within the cosmos. Other things she wore were bright red heels, makeup and a bun wrapped in a bright red bow all of which gave off the vibe of a shining red star. She was looking one way, while finishing eating what seemed to be ice cream, then turned around to Koko making a sweet smile at him.

“For you Madame…” Koko gave each of the gifts to her. The girl laughed and giggled. Her mouth enlarged into a wide fanged monstrous mouth with a black hole like portal eating the food, with the box too, and she grabbed the book and thanked him. “Oh monsieur, I brought you gifts too!” She said as the two sat down near the lovely flowers and pond. “Oh, what did you buy?” Koko asked. “Crème brûlée, milkshake and some custard. OH, and lots and lots of pens and some inkwells too! I know how much you love inkwells!” Just then Koko started sweating nervously as something felt oddly familiar. “Hehe… heh heh heh…” His head started turning and body started contorting. “Monsieur?” The girl said concerned. “Something! Something! SOMETHING! This reminds me of SOMETHING!” His gooey body started twisting and contorting more as he was in a nervous frenzy. He tried to contain himself but then… he felt something on his clown nose. It was a sweet little kiss from the girl. Koko went back to being chill and happy. “Aww thank you Madame.” “Haha, thank you!” The two then laughed and Koko ate his food and drank the milkshake with his girl.

After that they would start drawing and writing things together, read the book, have some fun and play around in the room. The two would then rest a bit near the lotus pond after using up all that energy to play around and have fun. The two looked very sleepy but gazed happily at each other. They were about to fall asleep, but the dame started to say something. “Monsieur Koko Sam Kollwitz…” she spoke quietly. “What is it dear?” He whispered back. “I have… something… to tell you…” She looked nervous. “You can tell me anything, sweetie.” Koko held her hand. For whatever reason, black, red and bright hot pink or magenta smoke started filling the room. “Nous sommes tous les deux des abominations surnaturelles qui sont des êtres cosmiques faits pour consommer la réalité et la recracher. Nous avons également le droit de transformer le tissu même de la réalité en notre propre jouet.” As she spoke her eyes slowly had a red glow emerging from them and the mud from the lotus pond started growing and flooding the environment and consuming them both. Lotus blossoms of many colors then emerged everywhere on top of them, glowed brightly and then started to wilt.

As the immortal bodies of Koko and his dream girl started “decaying” the environment started wilting like dead flowers and melting into a vortex and reality was warped, twisted and distorted once again. Koko and his girl were now in a bright red and pitch-black room with red spider lilies surrounding them. Their bodies seemed to have perfectly regenerated, now wearing black pajamas and a night gown, and were sleeping very peacefully with calm looks on their faces. As they were lying down next to each other, a glowing red string was connecting their fingers. Rainbow smoke with glitter and sparkles started coming out of their mouths and were floating up into a wide portal above them that looked like it led to outer space. Very interlinked as they are, they started having the same dream. But what was that dream? Well, it was far too eldritch to be comprehensible even among the average abominations.

Flipped Betty Boop

As Betty Boop was sleeping, she had quite the dream. At first it was dark, then there was light. She was in a plain room… a very plain room. She was trying to look around for anything and scratched her head. “Hmm… the hell is going on around here?” She spoke. As she looked back every time she moved her head, a copy of her kept emerging. “Oh my.”

Before Betty would keep seeing copies of her with creepy facial expressions, now there would mostly not be much facial expression at all. The majority of them, would just make a constant blank and dull stare. Not even creepy anymore just… plain. “Meh.” Betty just looked tired and uninterested. The copies started stepping in slower and slower, closer and closer. “Uh, UMMM.” Betty’s eyes and eyebrows twitched. “FUCK OFF!” Betty yelled a large shockwave that echoed greatly. The copies then burst and shattered into pieces until there was nothing left.

“Good job, very good job.” A calm, yet mysterious sounding voice said while clapping. “Demon, I KNOW it’s you. Buzz off!” Betty said enraged with her hands in a fist. “Those were numerous copies of you, there are innumerable amounts of copies of you… but they weren’t you… what they lacked was…” As the demon went on Betty felt a ghostly hand touch her head. “THE SOUL.” Betty shaked a bit as the demon’s voice got loud. “What are you talking about?” Betty asked shivering a bit but still with an angry look on her face. “There can be copies who try to look like you, try to talk like you, try and sound like you, try and act like you… but really… are just pale imitations. They lack the mind of Betty, the heart of Betty, the soul of Betty. The very essence of you. The untwisted you.” The demon said while patting her head with its invisible hand. “What is this spooky shit?” Betty put her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes up at the demon hand, even though she couldn’t see it she could, of course, feel it. The hand seemed gloved though.

“So many countless twisted versions of you, it is so numerous. It’s almost vomit inducing…” As the demon said it Betty started hurling up dark substance and it would eventually fade into the ground. “I don’t want the careless counterfeits; I want the real deal. The genuine article.” The voice’s voice started changing, sounding more like Betty. “Even I am you, yet I am not you. That’s the crazy hellish nature of the paradox cosmos.” The voice said manifesting in a form of a sort of melting Betty. “The fuck?” Betty tilted her head and the entity emulating her tilted back. “I never realized it before but in another continuum, you said to me, you told me, that I was your mirror… that I was like a reflection of you. I never realized it at the time. That I am the flipped version of you. I wasn’t even thinking about how similar you and I were at all, even if we certainly were not completely the same, but you helped me realize that.” The room started moving.

“That gloop monstrosity of you, trying to become you, you don’t remember but I and the other me do.” The room started bubbling. “You were saved by someone genuinely caring for you. It was stopped because someone genuinely cared for you. The you you. It was so simple.” The room became a dark space filled with glittering and glistening bubbles. “The world we live in, so great and grim, is filled with many bubble dimensions we all live in.” The voice started singing as bubbles taking the forms of instruments started playing. “Each bubble has its own space-time, a four-dimensional continuum that is truly sublime. All of these things make up a universe, you and I are a whole and a part of it both forward and reverse. Many people call this thing ‘reality’, and it is warping constantly, yet if it’s all warping constantly then what is this thing, we call reality?” The normal Betty started subconsciously singing along.

“You and I both can truly come to understand, reality is formed by the mass mind that crafts it with its hand. The collective conscious, subconscious, unconscious all of these things together make us all parts of this whole as we embody the element of AETHER!” All the bubbles popped into bright stars. The music stopped as the vacuum of space is now what they were in. A bright colorful galaxy is what surrounded them. “Woah! What the fuck!” Betty’s eyes shined as she and her so-called “flipped” counterpart looked upon the bright stars. “Look Betty, it is everything and nothingness simultaneously. We are all many and one with the cosmos. We are all shimmering stardust taking our own forms. Astral beings forming our own identities constantly as the space-time continuum always fluctuates.” The two smiled at the sight. “We are all interconnected, all interlinked, all intertwined. It is important we acknowledge that. And you and I truly personify that.” As the other Betty was trying to spit information the normal Betty was too starstruck by the beauty around her. “Oh well… guess we’ll be like this for a while. I’ll wait until you snap out.” The two would stay floating in the cosmos until the normal one would awake.

Bimbo and The Demon in His Dream

Bimbo went into a very deep sleep. As he would dream he was in a very dark place. Pitch black. “Hello?” Bimbo’s voice echoed. All of a sudden a gust of smoke appeared in front of him and a creepily smiling copy was in front of him. “Oh… you…” Bimbo just crossed his arms in disappointment. “Oh… me…” The copy said as it creepily tilted its head and made a neck cracking sound. “Will you please fuck off, I wanna dream alone.” Bimbo said pissed. “I am alone.” The copy replied.

“Ugh, how long are we gonna do this shit?” Bimbo asked. The copy just kept smiling. Bimbo then sat on the floor angrily. As he was sitting for a while a reddish-mauve couch manifested underneath him and went up until it was on the surface. The copy was sitting next to him, and a movie projector was in front of them. “Ah yes, Bimbo Bud O’Hooligan.” The copy said as the projector turned on. “Born a mischievous little pup, always quite the rascal. The mother, Bean, and the father, Boor… they seemed to be well off… at first… Bean was living quite the life of poverty and her parents, Bimbo’s grandparents, were often too sickly and ill to properly take care of her. She often had to do things on her own and barely survived a lot of the time. Living off of many scraps. As she got older, she met Boor, seemed like an upstanding guy at first and they quickly fell in love. He gave her a stable home life, good healthy food, a sturdy bed… seemed like everything right?” The copy went on and on, but Bimbo just blinked with a tired expression.

“Truth was, he was a criminal. A highly feared individual. He contracted with countless demons to obtain numerous powers to commit several criminal activities. Often sacrificing many others in the process to gain more power. Not only that, but he also never cared for Bean as a person he only cared for her as someone to use, as he does with several people, he simply needed a gullible and naive woman to produce a son so that he could-” “Yeah yeah yeah SHUT UP!” Bimbo interrupted his copy and yelled. “I know my dad’s a criminal! I know my dad makes deals with devils! I don’t give a shit! He was cool as I could remember and never did anything too bad! Only people he sacrificed were irredeemable low lives and would go up against irredeemable people! He often had to do what he just had to do! Why the hell should I trust a literal demon, who’s done nothing but antagonize me, on anything they have to say about him?! Ma and Pa had a little fight and all that got them divorced! So what? Doesn’t mean I’m gonna listen to you who’s very much warping his image! Warping my image even! Fuck off man! If you REALLY were me, you would love and miss dad!” Bimbo was breathing heavily and angrily.

“Oh you-” The demon smirked as it was about to say something. “OH YOU NOTHING! You try and make me out as some sort of villain in front of my girlfriend who I’ve risked my OWN safety to keep HER safe constantly, you possess me, steal my identity, put me through all kinds of shit snd now you’re pulling THIS! I’ve had ENOUGH!” Bimbo tried to choke the demon, but it just continued to smirk. “Ahaha… I see you are so unenlightened, that’s okay. I will be glad to see how things turn out myself.” The demon slightly laughed. “SHUT UP!” Bimbo punched the demon, but Bimbo felt the impact of the punch. “I am able to remove one body’s sense of pain and transfer it to another. Be more cautious now.” The demon said.

Bimbo then made two fists and started making a really angry and twitchy face. But then… “GAH! What the fuck do you want with me anyways?!” Bimbo tried to calm himself down. “I am you, I am eternally you as you are eternally me.” “Shut the fuck up with the bullshit and just answer the question.” Bimbo put out a middle finger. “Bimbo comes in many shapes and forms, many sizes, many angles, many pictures, there are many faces of you across the space-time continuum. Bimbo is paradoxically one but many. Out of Bimbo’s closest childhood friends, his looks are the most multitudinous.” The regular Bimbo just rolled his eyes and faced his body away from the demon while crossing his arms angrily. “Look and see what I mean.” Normal Bimbo then felt invisible gloved hands grab his head and his neck snapped a bit. “GAH! What the fuck! Wait…” The projector shined light across them and showed numerous holograms of many different looking Bimbos of varying shapes, sizes and colors. Only consistency really was that they were all some type of dog.

“The copious canine with countless copies. Some even look almost just like members of Bimbo’s family but really are just Bimbo himself. Like that white one over there, looks a lot like the paternal grandfather. Oh and that cream colored one also looks like him. That one with the straw hat looks just like mother. Hey that brown one looks almost the same as the commonly accepted look of Bimbo save for the colors of course. Just so many.” There were so many versions of Bimbo walking around doing different things. “Wanna know why the so called ‘regular’ Bimbo has a curse that leaves multiple bodies behind each time a previous one dies? Because Bimbo started out as a being with an irregular form until the arguably best form was chosen as the regular one and has since been the most accepted and what many identify with when it comes to the entity known as ‘Bimbo.’ Most space-time continuums have tried to replicate that in the form of a curse. But that is only why, how Bimbo got this curse specifically? Why not just be able to duplicate yourself or freely shape-shift? Wanna know how Bimbo’s curse came to be? Well even if I told you how, not like you would even trust or believe me.” The demon now just had a calm neutral smile.

“How do I not know all of this is just a huge lump of bullshit made to further fuck with my brain?” Bimbo said as he took out a large soda to sip from. “Because I know, and you simply don’t.” The demon said taking the form of a liquid Bimbo from the soda he was drinking. “AAH! Dude!” Bimbo flung the soda out of shock. “Hahahaha.” The demon laughed as the soda faded away. “Just saying you know something isn’t enough for me to trust you. I am a practical guy! I’ll only trust something when I have viable information! And don’t you even DARE go on some tangent about how not all information can really be trusted cause in the end it’s all just ‘the brain making-up-stuff to perceive the concept of existence’ or some other wannabe intellectual gobbledygook. Everyone can just put words together to make up something to sound smarter than they really are. You ain’t special!” Bimbo yelled. “This conversation clearly won’t be able to progress any further. Very well then, enjoy your current dream sequence with the far more intelligent alternate you telling you what things are. Enjoy your alone time in ‘practicality.’ After this you won’t hear or see me in this current dream.” The demonic copy faded away. “Thank fuck, what a looser. Hopefully I can just dream in peace.” And so he did. Bimbo ended up dreaming having fun, being his playful and energetic self, in his lucid dream land. It was bright and colorful and just wondrous fun. He continued to have a sweet dream until he would awaken.

Please Not Far From Home!

After spooky black inky goo teleported Betty into a void, she got the hunch she was being warped to another location. “Please not far from home! Please not far from home! Please not far from home!” Betty pleaded. Just then, Betty was in her room with a portal of dark liquid shooting her up. Bimbo was sleeping on her bed snoring loudly. “Ah… well I’m glad I’m still at home.” Betty said as the liquid around her faded away.

As she looked at Bimbo, she got closer. “Ugh, he spilled orange soda all over my bed and got crumbs of chips on it! Messy boy! He’s gonna have to clean this up for me.” Betty spoke angrily yet quietly. Betty tried to wake up Bimbo but did so gently and whispered. “Bimbo, Bimbo.” She poked at him. He was still snoring loudly. “Ugh! BIMBO!” Betty got a bit furious and tugged at him. As she tugged him, he flopped over to the other side facing Betty. “*Gasp*! Oh, my stars!” Betty shrieked. Bimbo’s eyes, wide open, showed the vastness of outer space itself. It showed the darkness of the void and shine of the stars. “Uh…” Betty tried to wave her arm in front of Bimbo to get a response. “Whatever happens next please don’t warp me to another-” “Hello Betty Nan Boop Blum.” Bimbo said.

“Oh… hello…” Betty just had a blank face. The literal star eyed Bimbo snapped his fingers and cleaned up the mess. “I apologize that I had made such a mess, please forgive me. I want to make it abundantly clear that it was a mistake, and I spilled my food and drink, I was going to clean it but then I fell asleep.” Bimbo said while floating and putting his hands together. “I’m gonna have to deal with this for a while, aren’t I?” Betty sat down and put her hand on her cheek. “I see that you are in the mood to stay home today…” “Please just…” “Betty, no need for speech, I know what you already have to say.” Betty then flopped back on the floor and looked up at the ceiling.

“Since you aren’t going anywhere, can you at least tell me your name?” Betty said in her mind. “I am Bimbo.” The so-called Bimbo responded telepathically. “You know what I mean.” Betty grunted. “Why did you wanna harm Bimbo so badly yet take his identity? Bimbo is my bestest, greatest friend. My soulmate. My everything. He’s done so much for me, and I’ve done so much for him. I wanna stay with him forever.” Betty started sniffling a bit. “Bimbo is forever, Bimbo is eternity, Bimbo is endless, Bimbo is unlimited.” Bimbo chanted. Betty started tearing up. “You’re probably just gonna continue replying with weird vague shit, but whatever you say or do, just please don’t do anything bad to Bimbo. I care for him so.” Betty pleaded.

The weird Bimbo closed his eyes and fell into Betty’s arms, suddenly Bimbo’s eyes opened back to its normal appearance. “Ay.” Bimbo said while looking at Betty. “Bimbo? Is that really you?” Betty put her hand on Bimbo’s cheek. “Is the world full of foolish facts?” Bimbo pointed at Betty. “I’m sure you will agree! Oh Bimbo!” Betty replied back hugging him. “Ah Betty, not only is the world full of foolish facts but so is the entire universe.” Bimbo got up from Betty. “Space, time, reality, fantasy, all, nothing, is filled with inane information.” Bimbo explained. “Ah. AAAHHH.” Betty started screaming out of anger. “Betty chill! It’s still me! I think parts of my brain got fucked up by that demon. I still don’t even know what he looks like, whenever he takes a form, he often copies me, but I hear him talk in my brain a lot, his voice constantly changes… Dude is a HUGE nerd he puts Grampy to shame.” “Oh… well at least you are alright?” Betty pondered. “Yeah… I guess.”

Betty started rubbing her chin. “Do you remember when you would murder and rob rich people?” Betty asked. “Yeah, well duh, you were with me too.” Bimbo said. “Huh?!” Betty was confused. “Goddamn Betty, you sure are forgetful. We just blew up a dude’s yacht yesterday. Man was selling pufferfish poison to children in the disguised form of nautical candy! We got several spears and harpoon weapons after!” Bimbo said. “Hmm…” Betty started thinking. “Bimbo…” Betty held a deep breath. Betty tried to speak but then… “I know what you are about to say.” Bimbo’s head tilted and made a cracking sound. “UGH!” Betty then slapped Bimbo. “Gah! Hey! Betty! Me and the demon are currently conscious at the same time! We both felt that!” Bimbo said rubbing his cheek. “Ah! I’m so sorry.” Betty then started getting teary eyed. “D’aw, it’s okay.” Bimbo then went to comfort Betty.

As Bimbo was patting Betty to comfort her, Betty then started picking up Bimbo by choking him with her hand. “We should shake him.” The demon said in Betty’s mind, now taking a mental form copying her. “Nooo! Bimbo I’m sorry!” Betty’s other hand formed a fist. “Ah… I know… HURGH… you are… URK… just try and give your softest punch, okay?” Bimbo said while fully understanding Betty was being controlled by the demon. Betty then was about to punch Bimbo and let out a loud yell of sorrow and regret. Before she could land a hit Bimbo started vibrating, screaming then phased out of reality. “*Gasp* Bimbo!” Betty shouted. Just then the room started waving and phasing out too. Reality had been warped once again.

Betty was now in her room with Bimbo, and they were watching TV. “Haha! See this part? Look what happens!” Bimbo laughed and pointed. A movie was playing and one of the characters in it got flung into the sky and a large colorful explosion happened. “Haha! This shit is fucking insane.” Bimbo laughed while slapping his knee. “H… yeah…” Betty just responded nervously, just trying to seem like she understood anything. “Damn Betty. If you don’t like the movie, just tell me!” Bimbo paused the movie. “*Sigh* Oh Bimbo, I’ve just been going a bit crazy lately. I don’t really know what to say.” Betty started holding herself wrapping her arms around her body looking nervous. “Aww, it’s ok. I’ve been feeling a bit crazy too! You know I got this demon in my head, keeps making me bleed and all. I sometimes feel so lightheaded!” Bimbo patted Betty’s back to comfort her. “Oh Bimbo…” Betty held Bimbo’s other hand.

“What’s Grampy doing now, er, again?” Betty asked. “Grampy is currently visiting some family in Austria. I mean your family… our family? I’m technically part of your family too, aren’t I Betty?” Bimbo asked with a cute look in his eyes. “Ah, sure you are. You’ve always been my first real family at least!” Betty said rubbing Bimbo’s head. “Haha, aw yeah. That’s precious.” Bimbo smiled. The atmosphere of the room was warm and cozy. “Oh please, oh please great spooky demon…” Betty said in her mind. “Please don’t warp things again, not just yet. Please!” Betty sensed the area around her was gonna warp again and heard a low, faint yet audible wavering noise but then it stopped. Betty looked around and waited for a while. “Phew! Thank you!” Betty thought with relief.

“Ugh Betty…” Bimbo reached to Betty and Betty heard lots of dripping noise. “I can sorta… kinda… maybe just a little… hear your thoughts. I’m also bleeding again… like a lot.” Bimbo was dripping out so much blood, this time it was dark blue. “The strange color of my blood switches between green, black, blue. Heard that’s what sulfur can do to the blood. Grampy told me that… Fire and brimstone huh… I think… I think the demonic shit is really getting to me.” Bimbo was twitching a bit. “Oh no! Bimbo!” Betty hugged Bimbo gently and he hugged back. Betty started singing a calm and relaxing song which slowly healed Bimbo. “Guh, thank you.” Bimbo rested his large head on Betty’s little shoulder. “You’re very welcome.” After some further hugging the two then went to rest for the night. After they finally fell asleep and started snoring, dark blue and black essence was coming from the floor then shooting out into the sky.